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Hi. If I've texted you a link to this page and you haven't seen the rest of my site yet, check out the menu for details about what I offer, pictures of me and everything else you should need to know, to decide if you'd like to book.

To make a booking with me, if you already know what you'd like to do during our time, please fill out a booking form on this link. Once the details have been agreed to, I'll ask you for a 25% deposit. Once that has been received, you'll be booked in. More information about how deposits work can be seen on my rates page.

If you aren't sure what you'd like to book, or you have some specific questions, we should talk first. I no longer take unexpected phone calls, as I'm very rarely in a private setting. To arrange a phone call, please text me something along the lines of "Hi, my name is *your name*. When are you next free to take a call to discuss a booking?". Or simply ask your questions/ request a booking and let me know the details via text or whatsapp. Please don't just text me 'Hi' or ask how I am, if I'm up to much etc. Although going straight into what you're after may seem abrupt, conversations which start with elevator talk very rarely convert to real bookings, so I'll usually ignore them.

With prior notice (you texting to ask me first when I'm free), I can usually make myself available for a phone call between the hours of 12 (noon) and 10pm. I can usually answer texts and whatsapps between 10am-Midnight, but I can't guarantee an immediate response.

My working hours are 1pm and 10pm. With enough notice, I may sometimes be able to be flexible on these hours.

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